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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I write stuff. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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Seriously, is it just me or do these two have literally the best lives fucking ever? This is what I imagine an average conversation for them sounds like.
KATIE: Hey, honey, want to give me script advice on the followup to my well-received directorial debut? I’m making a kick ass-sounding horror movie this time.
MARK: Sounds good. I’ll help out as soon as I finish work on the latest dramedy my brother and I are making. You know, my brother I helped originate an entire film movement with.
KATIE: Cool. Well, I’ll meet up with you on the set of the popular sitcom we both star in.
MARK: Yeah, see you there. Gosh, we sure are two attractive people who are happily married.

Seriously, is it just me or do these two have literally the best lives fucking ever? This is what I imagine an average conversation for them sounds like.

KATIE: Hey, honey, want to give me script advice on the followup to my well-received directorial debut? I’m making a kick ass-sounding horror movie this time.

MARK: Sounds good. I’ll help out as soon as I finish work on the latest dramedy my brother and I are making. You know, my brother I helped originate an entire film movement with.

KATIE: Cool. Well, I’ll meet up with you on the set of the popular sitcom we both star in.

MARK: Yeah, see you there. Gosh, we sure are two attractive people who are happily married.

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